Friday Dispatch: What you won’t be seeing at Pro Walk/Pro Bike 2012
Next week I can start talking about the conference program. Until then, I can entertain/satiate you by telling you what you won’t be seeing at Pro Walk/Pro Bike 2012: technological triumphalism. I have taken the liberty of producing a 4 minute and 48 second video that explains this affliction. Warning: before watching this video, clear your desk of all sharp objects, and strap on your bike helmet if you are prone to banging your head against walls.
A). Sold! I already have a carbon fiber hyperbike to match my new carbon fiber hypercar!!
B). Dude, I thought you were going somewhere at 38 seconds when you mentioned the obesity epidemic. But then you lost me because you were talking about bigger and heavier cars. I do wonder what a car obesity map would look like…
|The residents of the District of Columbia are well into their own zero emissions vehicle experiment.|