Cars, Trucks Stage Huge Protest Against Pedestrians
Fearful of losing their dominance on America's streets, millions of autos staged massive park-ins in public spaces around the nation to protest pedestrians and other alternative modes of transportation...
...Walmart:
The square footage of the average Walmart outlet has dropped from 100,000 to 8000 thanks to the PPS-led shift to small, downtown stores with independent owners.
...football stadiums:
NFL attendance has reached an all-time high, as the "spin-off effect" from popular new gathering places in stadium parking lots has boosted interest in actual games.
...Hell:
Local residents continue to lead an existence of perpetual pain and despair, after efforts to install an ice rink were defeated by a 7-2 vote in a special session of the Council of Satan's Minions.